SCP-PJIN-002

This article is part of SCP-PJIN, an unofficial "SCP" (Secure, Contain, Protect) series similar to the official SCP Wiki. Because the SCPs in SCP-PJIN pertain to highly niche topics, they are unsuitable for inclusion in the main SCP wiki; nevertheless, it still shares many similarities with official SCPs. See SCP-PJIN for more information.

Item #: SCP-PJIN-002

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-PJIN-002 shall be blocked from public access and moved to Site 14. The SCP Foundation shall block any router which advertises the /48 route comprising SCP-PJIN-002-1. Anyone who has sent an email to SCP-PJIN-002 shall be given Class B amnesics.

The Foundation is investigating whether SCP-PJIN-002 could be used as a source of bananas in its cafe.

Testing on SCP-PJIN-002 shall only be permitted with Level 4 security clearance.

Description

SCP-PJIN-002 is an SMTP server located on the IPv6 address 2a00:████:███:██::4, hereafter designated SCP-PJIN-002-1. SCP-PJIN-002 appears to be a normal Postfix installation, with the banner:

220 smtp.████████████ ESMTP Postfix (████████)
EHLO peterjin.org
250-smtp.████████████
250-PIPELINING
250-SIZE 50000000
250-VRFY
250-ETRN
250-STARTTLS
250-ENHANCEDSTATUSCODES
250-8BITMIME
250-DSN
250-SMTPUTF8
250-BANANAS
250 CHUNKING

Internet users can send email to SCP-PJIN-002 like any other email server provided that their email service supports IPv6 and the email domain has an MX record whose host points to SCP-PJIN-002-1. The server will accept mail regardless of the domain given in the RCPT TO command.

SCP-PJIN-002's effects occur whenever a user sends an email to SCP-PJIN-002 with the word "bananas" in the subject line. Upon SCP-PJIN-002 receiving the email, ██ kg of banana peels will rain on top of the person who clicked on Send. These banana peels will be designated SCP-PJIN-002-2.

SCP-PJIN-002-2 instances are ordinary banana peels that seem to have no anomalous effects on their own. However, if SCP-PJIN-002-2 instances are placed in a compost bin, then they will not decompose. Instead, a banana will grow within the SCP-PJIN-002-2 instance. These bananas do not seem to have any adverse effect upon human consumption.